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I just laughed so hard I had to use my inhaler.
How is he doing that?
- Person: Sigh
- Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
A message from descourageux
You silly derp. I love you. I'm happy that you enjoy the stuffed things I get you.
I love you too, Leighton. And thank you. I play with them all the time. Well, except Gunther. Mostly I just fuss at him for not wearing his hat. Now I feel kind of bad.
Biggish owl and I are so happy to have found smallish owl.
We’re just enjoying one another’s company.
Yup.
Biggish owl seems to think he’s a parrot though. Silly bird.
We found smallish owl. That little fart evidently thinks it’s okay to hide under my bed in a shoe for 2 days, despite biggish owl’s obvious worry. It’s okay now, though.
Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch.
posting again cause genius caption is genius.
lol Elton, your little ELO/Doctor fanclub got absorbed into the body of a giant fat green thing. Which then melted. Your girlfriend is literally moaning Myrtle’s face embedded into a slab of concrete.
I don’t understand how Elton is even a happy person.
