March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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I was sitting on the floor and then I saw something move near my foot about 5 inches away, and it was a roach.
I love pretty much all bugs, or at least find them tolerable, but not these guys. No.
I jumped up and screamed and leaped backward onto a chair in the corner of my room, and it disappeared into my closet.
I’m scared it’s going to come walk on my face when I’m...
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javert replied to your post: Guys, I started listening to the Breadfish song…
tell me have you seen the marvelous breadfish
Swimming in the ocean waters?
Yes!
(I fear the experience will haunt me until I die)
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Guys, I started listening to the Breadfish song about 20 minutes ago, and I just remembered it was on, so I turned it off.
But then I started feeling really cold and lonely and my room felt empty and too quiet and scary
so I turned it back on, and now I’m worried that I will be doomed to listen to Breadfish for the rest of my days.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
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katsupp:
∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
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melodiesofanabandonedscop replied to your photo: Look at this lovely little creature I found today….
Hi. You’re cute.
Hi, you’re nice.
fawkes-:
fawkes-:
new studies show that everybody wants to be a cat
scientists confirm that a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at
enough
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elfhugs:
the fact that people think moths are gross makes me upset
i mean lOOK AT THEM THEYRE FLUFFY AND THEY LOOK LIKE BUNNIES
!?!?!? pfffshfffffrtttfttt
dfjvkjdfg Pshhshhheeffft
flying bunny rabbits!!!
elfhugs:
ive showed my firends moths today and tgeyre all like OH NO THAT BALL OF FUZZ IS TERRIFYING
wrong
WRONG
Sofie this is how I feel whenever I blog moth pictures, and all my friends are like “eww look at that disgusting creature. Shawna sure is fucking weird.”
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Watchuntil-morning-falls:
c-r-i-m-i-n-a-l-m-i-n-d-s:
a-deena:
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calanmalik:
Girl Can Say Any Word Backwards Within Seconds
witchcraft.
she could speak the english language backwards and no one would know what she was saying.
HOW
WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT
HOLY….
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
Sam. This is literally what I am doing right now.
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p.s. I don’t really hate all of you.
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